You're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully clean...

I'm wondering something... how can a TV repair guy smell like he's been working all day, when it's 10:00am??? Seriously, there are two guys here right now to repair my television and one of them reeks like phys-ed. Son of a... why did I just think of that? Sorry, I watch a lot of Seinfeld re-runs and I was recalling the epsiode where Jerry's BMW gets possessed by the valet's B.O. Noooooooo!!!!!! It's alive! I sware, if that freakin' smell gets trapped in my house and I have to move, someone's going to learn first hand about my love for Highlander!

As for the TV, I first noticed the bad picture quality back in late December. Of course it's the end of February now. After ten phone calls to Samsung's customer service, and at least ten to the company they outsourced the work to, here I am listening to the ramblings of Cletus and Earl. "Hey Cletus, what's this here blue wire fur?" And of course they try and explain what they're doing to each other so I won't be concerned. Like that's going to help... just fix it and get out before the wallpaper starts to curl from the rank odor you're emitting!

And another thing, when you're 300+ pounds, does it help to lie down when you work? I'm watching one of the guys down the hall, laying on the floor while he stares in the back of the TV? Of course the main thought I'm having is if I'm going to have to go out there and help him get up!